My husband just sent me this. And at first glance i thought "oh cute". and then i wondered if he was trying to tell me to get off my ass and get a job. And in the end, i think he was really just saying "honey, you can be a valuable resource to our familial income, if only the "man" knew how to treat your delicate sensibilities." and i totally fucking agree. all i need is a little damn respect, and i could be an amazing female worker. until then, i will be drinking my diet enviga and eating these red hots.
btw- honey can you bring home something for dinner. i seriously don't have the time to cook tonight, piperlime.com is having this amazing sale, and i'm on the prowl for some deals. oh yeah, and i didn't get a chance to pay your car insurance so come straight home after the grocery store. i'd hate for you to get busted driving without insurance - we don't have the cash to be paying for any tickets.
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