i think my house is haunted or we have some faulty wiring

the other night the kids were doing homework at the kitchen table and i was talking to my sister on the phone, when the downstairs television turned on. we all heard it turn on, and the kids looked over at me to see what was going on. I quickly hung up the phone and asked the kids if they had been downstairs - neither had. thinking that maybe someone had broken into our house, and decided to watch some Kitchen Nightmares, i reached for my gun, son, samurai sword knife and stepped downstairs. peering around the corner into our dark tv room i saw freddie krougar no one. it was empty. and the tv wasn't on, it was the stereo. which is really weird, because the stereo will only play the tv if the tv is on and not on that dumb tv guide channel. so i just turned it off and walked back upstairs.

the next day i flushed the toilet upstairs, and water came pouring out of the tank. i took off the tank cover and flushed again - this time the entire bathroom got a spray down from the little toilet filling faucet - someone had turned the water pressure for the toilet on high. - but the knob was tucked behind the toilet.

coincidence???